My beloved fans, I apologize for not posting on a regular basis. Let me start of by telling you of my wonderful and fulfilling experience down in Norman.
I sat around perhaps the most ignorant and uneducated people this state, and perhaps even this country, has to offer. The drunkards behind me spit tobacco on my seat for the entirety of the game. They also used cool words like "pukes" and "stoolwater." They would yell derogatory comments when Oklahoma State players would get hurt. They were a true and fine representation for all that we know Oklahoma University to be. The guy seated to my right was incapable of engaging in any sort of conversation, but hey, maybe next year. The man to our left was genuinely nice, but unfortunately, he too was of sub par intelligence... and by sub par I mean he had no idea what he was saying.
In a strange way, this made my first ever experience at Gaylord Family Stadium a somewhat enjoyable experience even though we got hammered.
Oh... and one more thing. A middle aged lady selling pizza by the slice talked trash to me as we were walking back to the car. It was unbelievable. God bless America.
On to more important news. I plan to record and release Tyler Clinton Music Prodigy self-titled over Christmas break. I can guarantee that it will be in stores before I leave for Italia.
I will leave you with this.
If I were to go and be who I was to be in now, then I would be who I was to be in the place where there is a guy who knows of the man with the friend who knows the guy standing by the man at the place where the man serves the guy the food that is eaten by the guy from the man where the man is by the guy at the place where the man is actually the guy.
Shoshi. | 
